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Why do dwarfs smile when they are running through a field? Because the grass tickles their balls!
Wallmart greeter
A woman walks into a wallmart with her two kids in tow she is yelling at them and is quite upset
The wallmart greeter says welcome to wallmart I see you have twins they are precious
The woman turns to him and says what are you blind they are 9 and 5 why would you think they were twins
the greeter says well I just didn’t think somebody would sleep with you twice
Eskimo takes his snowmobile to a mechanic. Mechanic looks up to the eskimo and says, “Looks like you blew a seal.” The eskimo wipes around his mouth and replies “No no! It’s just ice!”
It has been absolutely beautiful around here for the last week. The kids have been on spring break and complaining to my husband that they had nothing to do. He told me that we needed to take a trip to Walmart, but he wouldn’t tell me why. He asked me on the way there if I remembered wiffle ball, and yeah I did. He said that the kids had never played it. I said ok, so why are we going to Walmart (yeah, I had a blond moment). He said, you’ll see when we get there. So, to make a long story short he got a wiffle ball bat and some wiffle balls. We played wiffle ball on Friday and Saturday. The kids invited some of their friends over for a wiffle ball tournament as they called it. I haven’t played wiffle ball in over 25 to 30 years, yeah I am telling my age. We had a blast. All the kids wanted to know when the next game was. So now we have a standing game for every Saturday around 3 p.m. After the game, we built a fire and toasted marshmallows. I guess that the next game that we are going to get is Jarts (yeah, the metal tipped darts that you chucked at your cousins, aunts and uncles at the family reunions). Well I am going to go recooperate, I hurt in muscles that I didn’t know I still had. I hope everyone had as good a weekend as I did. What are some of the games you played when you were little?
